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This man, no, this legend was the number two overall draft pick in the 1998 NFL draft, which, if you ask me, is ridiculous. This man should have been the number one overall draft pick that year, and should have been drafted number one overall again the next year, he is that much of a BAD ASS! Oh and the number one overall draft pick that year? Some bench warmer named Peyton Manning. This man took his career and his life to new heights this weekend by doing something only a true phenom could do. On Thursday of last week, Ryan Leaf was arrested for attempted burglary where he was trying to steal perscription pills. After posting his $71,000 bond, how did Ryan spend the next two days of his majestic life? He went out and robbed more houses and got arrested for attempted burglary again. LIKE A TRUE AMERICAN HERO! If this man doesn’t have a children’s hospital named after him yet, then shoot me dead because this isn’t a country I want to live in! Hall of Fame? They better be calling his name TOMORROW! Time Magazine’s Man Of The Year? Contest is over, it’s Robbin’ Ryan Leaf (I’m coining that nick name too). Nobel Peace Prize? Put his name on it. This man is a modern day Robin Hood, he steals prescription pills from the rich, and takes them in their bathtubs. Make movies, write books, pull up a chair and tell your grand kids about this man, because he’s earned his place in American History!

This man, no, this legend was the number two overall draft pick in the 1998 NFL draft, which, if you ask me, is ridiculous. This man should have been the number one overall draft pick that year, and should have been drafted number one overall again the next year, he is that much of a BAD ASS! Oh and the number one overall draft pick that year? Some bench warmer named Peyton Manning. This man took his career and his life to new heights this weekend by doing something only a true phenom could do. On Thursday of last week, Ryan Leaf was arrested for attempted burglary where he was trying to steal perscription pills. After posting his $71,000 bond, how did Ryan spend the next two days of his majestic life? He went out and robbed more houses and got arrested for attempted burglary again. LIKE A TRUE AMERICAN HERO!

If this man doesn’t have a children’s hospital named after him yet, then shoot me dead because this isn’t a country I want to live in! Hall of Fame? They better be calling his name TOMORROW! Time Magazine’s Man Of The Year? Contest is over, it’s Robbin’ Ryan Leaf (I’m coining that nick name too). Nobel Peace Prize? Put his name on it. This man is a modern day Robin Hood, he steals prescription pills from the rich, and takes them in their bathtubs. Make movies, write books, pull up a chair and tell your grand kids about this man, because he’s earned his place in American History!

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